The right way to run a tournament

The particulars of the Louisiana State Championship, Sept 4-7, are: G/150; Byes: Up to two 1/2 pt byes available if requested before rd 2, but byes for both rd 6 AND 7 is not permitted. Also, I would like to bring your attention to the fact that the hotel has free parking, a free continental breakfast, and...FREE EVENING COCKTAILS! I wonder why Wilder Wadford has not thought of this?